Welcome to Umbrella Corporation
The time has come for everyone to fully realize that the world is changing along with its people. Statistics show that idiocy rates have been increasing with the world's development, and common sense isn't exactly very common anymore. Now, Umbrella Corporation will do the world a favor using our newest invention, the IQAP.
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Discovering Your IQAP |
Capacity To Learn |
Buy and customize your own IQAP to fit your appearance and day to day activities. Preorder your IQAP for release on October 7th, 2018 and be the Einstein you were always meant to be!
24/7 Live SupportIf there are any problems with the IQAP, let us know! Our service team will be ready 24/7 to handle your questions and concerns.
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Using top of the line materials including the newest technology on the market, the IQAP allows you to raise your IQ to heights of 160. Our newly programmed AI uses machine learning to adapt to how you learn and further increase your experience. With the IQAP, life is limitless!
Impact On The WorldFounded on January 1, 2003, Umbrella Corp has changed the lives of millions of people. Many similar Umbrella Corp innovative ideas were the Anti-Idiot Spray™, the Idiot Proof Phone™, and the Universal Paste Stick™.
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The Hat. Reimagined.